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brian10x
05-11-2006, 06:29 PM
I'm planning on finding the BD mine this time.

Memorial day weekend. The Kubelwagon and I plan on arriving at the old Pearce store at 8:00am SHARP Saturday, May 27.

I like to go alone, so it won't break my heart if no one else shows up.

But if you want to try and find it with me, thats where I'll be.

Bring your own vehicle (the VW gets crowded with all the marital aids and porno tapes), not to mention my legendary body odor.

Bring your own water. You can't have mine.

I'm bringing a camera, so be warned-I take lots of pictures.

Bring your own firearms. You run out of ammo, then I'll help, but no excuse for not being armed in the Arizona desert.

I don't speak Spanish. I automatically assume anyone that does is an illegal and needs to be shot.

Brian

brian10x
05-11-2006, 08:08 PM
I don't drink much anymore. I just stopped enjoying it so much. 1or 2 beers,thats it. And thats at home, alone.

I had the Jeep before the VW. You mean this VW?

old judge
05-12-2006, 08:29 AM
What language does the Mexican Hairless ridin' shotgun speak?? Mike

GaryB
05-12-2006, 01:53 PM
What language does the Mexican Hairless ridin' shotgun speak?? Mike

Looks like a rat terrier to me, but if I'm wrong, I bet he speaks Spanglish ;)

Funny, most folks go from a VW to a Jeep, not many go the other way. Heeeeey you go both ways?

brian10x
05-12-2006, 05:38 PM
What language does the Mexican Hairless ridin' shotgun speak?? Mike

His name is Sausage. He only responds to one phrase, and only one:

"go for a ride?"

Unfortunately, a lot of the trails bounce him around so much, I'm worried I'll hurt him. I don't have any kids (If you were a woman would you have sex with me?) so I spoil him and his sister Daisy rotten.

BS

brian10x
05-12-2006, 05:42 PM
Looks like a rat terrier to me, but if I'm wrong, I bet he speaks Spanglish ;)

Funny, most folks go from a VW to a Jeep, not many go the other way. Heeeeey you go both ways?

As well as being a ghost town nut, I also am a gun nut, motorcycle nut, and ESPECIALLY a car nut. I've had so many cars its crazy.

I just got a bug up the butt (no pun intended) to build a VW as a budget trail car, because I was always fretting over the scratches on my other Jeep(s) and truck(s) paint jobs.

That VW has the finest $42.00 paint job you can find in a spray can.

BS

bad bob
05-12-2006, 06:04 PM
OK B10x....I'm only sayin' this once...after that???? You would not believe the vast # of women willing to share "quality time" with you. And a lot of them ain't bad lookin' ta boot.

I also have the inferiority complex, but I'm older, and you still have that....oh what's it called..male attraction vibe hormone thingy that drives the wimen folk looney. Don't take my word fer it. Check with some of the aces in yer area that know better.
The Sturgis M/C Rally alone should tell ya that thar's a sea of mermaids out thar with a lot of yer interests....and ya think some a them ain't a-lookin?
b.

GaryB
05-13-2006, 09:54 AM
OK B10x....I'm only sayin' this once...after that???? You would not believe the vast # of women willing to share "quality time" with you. And a lot of them ain't bad lookin' ta boot.


Especially if you tell them you got money :D

Of course you'd have to be an eccentric millionaire, what with the VW and all ;)

brian10x
05-13-2006, 05:31 PM
Especially if you tell them you got money :D

Of course you'd have to be an eccentric millionaire, what with the VW and all ;)
This is my REAL baby:

(**** right it ain't no hog!);)

bad bob
05-13-2006, 08:22 PM
**** B, that is one fine lookin' ground rocket. Hey that reminds me. Can I borry that? I wanna mount it to a rail dolly, an turn it into a E-ride fer the funny man from Green Bay! It will have some damage, but since I'm no xpert, I can't tell ya 'zactly how much. I'm sure yer insurance will be happy to cover it tho'.
bb.

brian10x
05-14-2006, 02:59 AM
**** B, that is one fine lookin' ground rocket. Hey that reminds me. Can I borry that? I wanna mount it to a rail dolly, an turn it into a E-ride fer the funny man from Green Bay! It will have some damage, but since I'm no xpert, I can't tell ya 'zactly how much. I'm sure yer insurance will be happy to cover it tho'.
bb.
Thanks for the offer, but we (meaning ME) really should stay on topic about ghost towns here.

I really should talk about the motorcycle only on the ST1300 owner's forum, thats why its there.

I know I'm an obnoxious *******, but I realize that I need to follow the rules, and I've not been good at that lately.

I'm going to leave now, but only for a little while.

Like all overweight, ***, bald superheros, I will remain in the shadows, until, like my brother Batman, I see my icon illuminating the sky over Gotham city when you need me. No smiley required.

bad bob
05-14-2006, 09:19 AM
B10...you have worms?


ooops.....and yer right, of course 'bout the rules...I jes fergetted what catergury I were in. Transfer the m/c post to "other" til I can located the sp2300 forum.
bb.

Mikejts
05-15-2006, 08:00 PM
Brian , what do you do for a living?

Flatiron
05-16-2006, 04:37 AM
brian10x..................Why the heck do you need a gun? With that security beast ridin' shotgun, I wouldn't think anybody would even consider messin' with ya. I think I'd take Sausage, and turn him loose around Sasabe and let him round up a few members of the Moving Burrito Club. Man, would that be fun!.Good luck on finding Black Diamond, and take care not to let any of those marital aids get stuck under the brake pedal.................:eek:

brian10x
05-16-2006, 04:37 AM
Brian , what do you do for a living?

I am a test subject at a *** sexual aids reseach facility. Because of current hiring laws, I wasn't told the true nature of the job until I was already hired. Again, due to the same fairness in hiring act, they didn't ask me questions that might have excluded me from the hiring pool. I keep saying I'm going to quit, but the pay is really good, and you kinda get used to sticking things up your butt when you do it every day.

:confused:
Ok, actually, I'm a service advisor at Jim Click Chrysler. Its almost the same job, as I get it shoved up my *** both from customers and from my boss.:)

BS

GaryB
05-16-2006, 02:27 PM
I am a test subject at a *** sexual aids reseach facility. Because of current hiring laws, I wasn't told the true nature of the job until I was already hired. Again, due to the same fairness in hiring act, they didn't ask me questions that might have excluded me from the hiring pool. I keep saying I'm going to quit, but the pay is really good, and you kinda get used to sticking things up your butt when you do it every day.

:confused:
Ok, actually, I'm a service advisor at Jim Click Chrysler. Its almost the same job, as I get it shoved up my *** both from customers and from my boss.:)

BS


And folks thought I was crazy when I said my old job was one step above being a ***** tester :D

I too have had my experiences working for the car dealer men. I now know where those that can't make it as lawyers and politicians end up.

old judge
05-16-2006, 02:50 PM
Lawyers and politicians wind up as Judges and Jailbirds my friend. OJ

GaryB
05-16-2006, 03:10 PM
Lawyers and politicians wind up as Judges and Jailbirds my friend. OJ

Which order? :p

brian10x
05-16-2006, 05:32 PM
brian10x..................Why the heck do you need a gun? With that security beast ridin' shotgun, I wouldn't think anybody would even consider messin' with ya. I think I'd take Sausage, and turn him loose around Sasabe and let him round up a few members of the Moving Burrito Club. Man, would that be fun!.Good luck on finding Black Diamond, and take care not to let any of those marital aids get stuck under the brake pedal.................:eek:

Actually, once when we were visiting Aravaipa, Sausage lept from the Jeep window and chased down a herd of cows on the side of the road, yapping for all he was worth and (honest!!!) herded the cows into a pen off the road, then calmly trotted back like it was nothing at all. He's one brave dog, my Sausage!

Mikejts
05-16-2006, 06:14 PM
I am a test subject at a *** sexual aids reseach facility. Because of current hiring laws, I wasn't told the true nature of the job until I was already hired. Again, due to the same fairness in hiring act, they didn't ask me questions that might have excluded me from the hiring pool. I keep saying I'm going to quit, but the pay is really good, and you kinda get used to sticking things up your butt when you do it every day.

:confused:
Ok, actually, I'm a service advisor at Jim Click Chrysler. Its almost the same job, as I get it shoved up my *** both from customers and from my boss.:)

BS

LMAO - THANKS I was not trying to be noisy just curious. Good thing you haqve the sense of humor or you would never survive.

Flatiron
05-17-2006, 04:44 AM
brian10x......Was they longhorns or shorthorns? They must have been ex-Wisconsin cattle, as far as I can figure..........

brian10x
05-17-2006, 12:11 PM
brian10x......Was they longhorns or shorthorns? They must have been ex-Wisconsin cattle, as far as I can figure..........
I know your joking around, but when I get home from work I'll send ya a picture of one of them cows Sausage was chasing .

ghost_town_huntress
05-18-2006, 11:17 PM
How funny; one of my dog's nicknames is Sausage because she's fat. LOL

Rachel ghost_town_huntress@yahoo.com

brian10x
05-19-2006, 04:47 AM
I know your joking around, but when I get home from work I'll send ya a picture of one of them cows Sausage was chasing .

This is the little man-eater and the huge cow he overpowered.:eek:

Flatiron
05-19-2006, 06:51 PM
brian10x..................Holy Moly! I am now Sausage's biggest fan. What a great pic of a cattle-herdin' old timer..:eek: ......Thanks.....