Let's see Flatiron,
"Sheer beauty".....tryin' to think if that could somehow ever apply to this Bakersfield...no...oh wait....no, that doesn't work.
Hmmmm Flat, where are ya? I might need to get a perspective from yer vantage....no that's not it.
Nope, Bfield is pretty much the arm pit of Central CA.
Tourists only stop here to eat.

It's kinda like the scene in movies where the xpress train blazes thru at 100+ MPH and the only thing left behind is a dust cloud and a now-torn bag full of trash.