View Poll Results: Ever poop in your pants in the desert?

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    2 28.57%
  • Yes, but just for the warm feeling

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  • Yes, hoping the smell would scare away the indians

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  • yes, when a huge vinagaroon crawled up my trousers

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Thread: A man's got to know his limitations

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    ..... Before you resort to violence (messy and you'd have to adopt his cows if you shot him) Try printing out the certificate of ownership, put your name on it and tell him you own the place and that he's trespassing. You'll allow him to stay on as caretaker after you go and inspect your property.
    If that's too devious for you, just print the certificate anyway and show it to him, it might help convince him your not just an ATV riding yahoo and you're serious about researching the area.

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    Tell him you're Vincente Fox looking for some of your people

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    Quote Originally Posted by LauraA
    ..... Before you resort to violence (messy and you'd have to adopt his cows if you shot him) Try printing out the certificate of ownership, put your name on it and tell him you own the place and that he's trespassing. You'll allow him to stay on as caretaker after you go and inspect your property.
    If that's too devious for you, just print the certificate anyway and show it to him, it might help convince him your not just an ATV riding yahoo and you're serious about researching the area.
    I say shoot him and then post the cows on the wanted / for sale section of this forum and we can all purchase some steaks for cheap!
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    Quote Originally Posted by High Desert Drifter
    I say shoot him and then post the cows on the wanted / for sale section of this forum and we can all purchase some steaks for cheap!
    That's the best solution yet, see what happens when warped...err talented minds put their heads together? I'll start the BBQ.

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    Laura.......T-bone please, medium well.........

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    MMMmmm T-bone does sound good.
    But since if have no teeth, I'll go with filet mignon, same way, and either humble pie or crow fer dessert.
    bb.

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    Back strap, butter-flyed, medium-well. Nice and tender.


    I'll bring the cerveza.

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    Hey! I just said I was starting the BBQ, I don't cook and don't wait tables (don't get any ideas about getting your windows washed either)
    I'll take a Nu Yawk strip, well-done with attitude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bad bob
    MMMmmm T-bone does sound good.
    But since if have no teeth, I'll go with filet mignon, same way, and either humble pie or crow fer dessert.
    bb.
    naw BB, you don't want the humble pie today, it hasn't got enough sugar and it's too hard to swallow. As for eating crow, getting past the feathers can cause choking

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    I've found that when interacting with cows, one finds plenty of pies just laying about.

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